My sister read this to my mom and I and I thought we were gonna die we were laughing so hard. So I thought I would share! :)
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when
I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad
mood, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond....the dumb ass. :-(