Wednesday, February 24, 2010

SIX HUNDRED!

This is my six hundredth post! WOW I was saving it for something exciting. I didn't want to waste my 600th post on something lame or non-entertaining. WELL, something happened that I think is highly amusing and hopefully Cody doesn't kill me for posting this. He should know by now that I post about anything and everything so hopefully he won't be surprised when he reads this.

I will warn you that this might not be suitable for audiences under the age of 12! ( Even though it involves a 4 year old ) Also, anyone in MY family who knows my parents will understand it when I say, I felt like my parents when this happened!

Tyler is a typical 4 year old who doesn't want to stop playing or watching his favorite show to run to go to the bathroom. Sometimes we still have accidents. Usually it is just a little dizzle of pee and he stops it, runs to the bathroom and we escape with just a little in his underpants. Sometimes, a little gets on our jeans. But now that he is fully potty trained ( for the day time at least ) that is usually an "accident". Well Monday night Cody and I were trying to get him ready for his trip. We always have a bunch of things we need to do last minute. I had made pizza and Tyler had eaten, Cody had eaten and Kayla and I were still nibbling. I noticed Tyler was dancing a little in the living room. Not his normal dancing but the pee pee dance. Trying to play it off like he was fine he told me "NO" when I asked him if he had to go potty. Typical. So Cody says he needs to go to the bathroom but he waits a minute to see if Tyler changes his mind. Kayla was constipated and had been trying to poop for an hour! Poor girl. Her tummy doesn't like whole milk. The second she switched she started having trouble pooping. Any ways. Cody decided he had waited long enough and went to the bathroom. The second he walked away and closed the door I noticed a smell and was so happy Kayla finally pooped! I waited like 10 minutes because she was still eating and I wanted to be sure she was done. While I waited I went into the living room and Tyler was playing with some of his toys. He said his toys were going potty. Then he said Woody had poop on his foot. Hmmmm "Oh no, you better clean him off then Tyler." Then it was "Oh no, Woody got poop on my hand!" I started to get suspicious now. I went and grabbed Kayla and went to change her diaper and she was dry. Hmmmmmmmm Tyler is now laying on the floor with his butt up in the air. "Tyler are you okay? Whats wrong" I ask him.
"I'm fine."
"Are you tired?"
"Yeah I'm really tired." Then I saw his pants are wet. About this time Cody comes out of the bathroom. I go to move Tyler to his back so I can get his wet pants and underpants off and realize he had POOPED! Not just any poop but runny ALL over both his legs AND on the rug. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO So I carried him ( wrapped in a towel ) to the bathroom. Cody works on the rug while I work on Tyler. I threw him in the bath tub and scrubbed him off. Then I drained the water and was going to bath him again. The bath tub needed to be scrubbed though and I didn't have the time. I decided to just give him a shower. Normally daddy does that but he was scrubbing the carpet. So we both stripped down and got in the shower. I was cleaning him off and out of no where I look down and he is reaching up to my chest. He was just about to touch my boob and I grabbed his hand and said, "No, we don't do that." And what do you think his response was?!?
"I'm doing it just like daddy!"




I wanted to laugh out loud REALLY bad but KNEW I would really be in trouble then. So we got out of the shower and Cody came and put clothes on him. I told Cody about it later and his face went blank when I told him, "I'm doing it just like daddy!" then he said, "Dang, I thought I was being way more slick then that!" HAHAHA "Apparently not so no more touching me while Tyler is awake!"

Good times. And that is my 600th post! For those who got through all the poop talk you got the reward of hearing the punch line. I have more post to come if my kids will allow me. It snowed ALL day here yesterday and I got to take pictures at our park and of Madison and Tyler playing and making a snow man out side. It was a good day.

1 comment:

~Crystal~ said...

That is totally awesome Katie! I LOVE it!!