It's Tough Being One

It's REALLY hard being one



No one reads to you so you have to read to your self



Your brother always does weird things that make you laugh



You get to play with all of your brothers toys when he isn't looking









You get to eat left overs off of your brothers plate



You also have to steal his juice



AND his crackers...



you also have a mommy who won't leave hair things out of your hair



You try and eat grass and your mommy just takes pictures



THEN your mommy gives you weird "cakes" to eat when you eat all your veggies are gone at lunch



you also get free hair cuts


And well, maybe it's not so bad after all......

PS You also get lots of toys from your Aunts and Uncles



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