It's REALLY hard being one
No one reads to you so you have to read to your self
Your brother always does weird things that make you laugh
You get to play with all of your brothers toys when he isn't looking
You get to eat left overs off of your brothers plate
You also have to steal his juice
AND his crackers...
you also have a mommy who won't leave hair things out of your hair
You try and eat grass and your mommy just takes pictures
THEN your mommy gives you weird "cakes" to eat when you eat all your veggies are gone at lunch
you also get free hair cuts
And well, maybe it's not so bad after all......
PS You also get lots of toys from your Aunts and Uncles